Monday, October 29, 2007

Dumbledore Is Gay and Jesus Was His Gay Lover

Last week J.K. Rowling outed Dumbledore from the imaginary closet. Apparently some readers were wondering about Dumbledore's sexuality, and Rowling decided to confirm the "rumors."

My first thought was "can fake people be gay?" My second thought was "how long before Jesus is outed from his closet as well?'

Jesus was never married, ran around with 12 men. If that's not tell-tale sign of gayness, I don't know what is.

I don't know why Mrs. Rowling felt the need to out a character that almost no sane person thought was gay. She made him gay after the Harry Potter series was over. What was her motivation? Perhaps she wants to teach kids that gays are not freaks, and they can be interesting, and lovable like Dumbledore, but you don't just turn a character gay just because you need a cause celebre.

I know that J.K. Rowling is the author of the series and she can turn any of the characters gay if she chooses, even Harry (which would have made more sense,) but I am choosing to believe that she doesn't know her characters. On her behalf I am I'm putting Dumbledore back in the imaginary closet.

As far as I know, Dumbledore was an old man who never married because he was too dedicated to his career as a wizard at H
ogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to find himself a wife.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Music Is My Hot Hot Sex

Amateur commercial for Apple turns me into a CSS ( Cansei de Ser Sexy) fan

You may have heard about the 18 year-old named Nick Haley who created a commercial for the IPod Touch in his spare time, and caught the eye of Apple executives and have used his concept to create their newest Apple commercial.

The commercial is well done, but the music is what has got me hooked. I have been listening to it all weekend. I have even used the song as a nursery rhyme, minus the hot hot sex. I have been substituting words such as king size bed for Tivo, fridge, laptop. You to can do it, and you won't believe how much fun it is. You can substitute the music with other words as well. I have being using my daughter's name and singing how she is my "pogo sticks," "pooh bear," "my lollipop," etc. I think this is going to take off like a rocket.

When someone ask you how much you like someone, lets call him "James," just say that "James is my king size bed."

Pop culture in the making. How cool!

CSS Song Complete

Music is My Hot Hot Sex Lyrics

From all the drugs the one i like more is music
From all the junks the one i need more is music
From all the boys the one i take home is music
From all the ladies the one i kiss is music (muah!)

Music is my boyfriend
Music is my girlfriend
Music is my dead end
Music is my imaginary friend
Music is my brother
Music is my great-grand-daughter
Music is my sister
Music is my favorite mistress

From all the shit the one i gotta buy is music
From all the jobs the one i choose is music
From all the drinks the one i get drunk is music
From all the bitches the one i wannabe is music

Music is my beach house
Music is my hometown
Music is my king size bed
Music is my hot hot bath
Music is my hot hot sex
Music is my back rub
Music is where i'd like you to touch

Fui escoteira-mirim
Direto da escola, não
Não ia cheirar cola
Nem basquete, pebolim
O que eu gosto não é de graça
O que gosto não é farsa
Tem guitarra, bateria, computador saindo som
Alguns dizem que mais alto que um furacão (rhéum)
Perto dele eu podia sentir
Saía de seu olho e chegava em mim
Sentada do seu lado
Eu queria encostar
Faria o tigela até o sol raiar
Debaixo do lençol
Ele gemia em ré bemol
Fiquei tensa
Mas tava tudo bem
Ele é fodão, mas eu sei que eu sou também

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Urban Camouflage Is The #1 Reason To Love The Japanese

As Crazy As It Sounds, Urban Camouflage Has Its Merrits

The Japanese's fascination with all things weird is well documented, and the newest addition to the list is urban camouflage Japanese style.

Urban camouflage has been around for a few years, but there is an article in the New York Times that has made Americans aware of the trend. The wearable vending machine and the fire hydrant are meant as a deterrent against crime. The idea behind them is that if you are in a bad neighborhood, and you see someone coming and you don't feel safe, you can just take your skirt and turn it into a vending machine look-alike and cover yourself and fool the possible perpetrator. This quote is from the NYT article:

But the devices’ creators also argue that Japan’s ideas about crime prevention are a product of deeper cultural differences. While Americans want to protect themselves from criminals, or even strike back, the creators say many Japanese favor camouflage and deception, reflecting a culture that abhors self-assertion, even in self-defense.

“It is just easier for Japanese to hide,” Ms. Tsukioka said. “Making a scene would be too embarrassing.” She said her vending machine disguise was inspired by a trick used by the ancient ninja, who cloaked themselves in black blankets at night."

Most Americans who have commented on this type of fashion were mocking it; but I am not so sure that the idea is that crazy. It could work and I have some videos that shows that urban camouflage is, indeed, a viable idea. The Japanese are not afraid to experiment with ideas and that is why they are so good at coming up with innovative inventions. Americans like to play it safe. Kudos to the Japanese for not being afraid to think of outrageous designs that may be ahead of their time.

Watch urban camouflage in action HERE

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Heroes Continues Its Downward Spiral

Heroes is not getting better with age

I was not going to talk about episode 4 of season 2 of Heroes but I could not fight the urge. The writers are still nuts and their plots still don't make sense.
Superboy wannabe took Lois wannabe on ANOTHER "Superman and Lois fun ride" this time to Hollywood, CA. Yes they managed to fly really fast evading radar detection and he was able to hold on to her for the entire flight. So it is official! West has super-strength as well as flying powers.

Oh that part were West told Claire that his father would would be glad to meet him because, I quote "I can fly" was the stupidest line so far this season. Yeah West, his daughter cannot be hurt, but he’s going to be amazed at your flying abilities. Whatever!

A new character was introduced. She is black and her name escapes me. But her power is truly amazing. Amazingly stupid that is. She can learn things by watching someone do it. I don't care what Heroes' writers were thinking when they were coming up with powers, but this one takes the cake for the least plausible and the most useless. Here is why. Imagine that she saw two people fight with swords for 10 minutes as she did when she saw two guys wrestle, now is she really going to be a sword master by just watching 10 minutes of a sword fight. Come on! Get some brain writers and stop insulting me. I am willing to suspend believe in reality for 1 hour to watch the show, but I am not willing to suspend common sense.

The icing on the cake is Sylar getting out of the jungle of God knows where and ends up in the desert on the U.S./Mexican border. How is beyond me. Did he fly? I doubt that he did not have any flying powers that I know of. Did he run really fast like Bionic Woman? I doubt that also. So how in the world did he get out of that Jungle? Why did they even show me the stupid jungle in episode 3, if they were going to let him out so easy?

The Guatemalan twins need to die ASAP. And that chick has got to stop stressing so easy. Someone looks at her the wrong way and her eyes gets all black. She needs to get on Paxel right now and control whatever is inside her. What the heck is her power anyway? So far, all I got was that she could annoy the shit out of me.

The previews for episode 5 talked about Peter finding out about his identity. Who give a flying leap? We already know who Peter is. How is that a suspenseful episode?

Kristen Bell joins the cast of Heroes in episode 5. And their hook for her character was that we would never guess what her power is. 5 bucks I know what it is already. I say that her powers are going to be stupid, useless and a complete waste of my time. If I was to be more specific I would say she can tap into memory or something ridiculous like that. I am just guessing. But whatever her power comes out to be, it's not going to be interesting. Mark my word.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Love Contract

Love Contract. Very funny video

"Gray Rape" Don't be a victim. Get the Love Contract and don't leave home without it.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Bill Gate Is Hoping That Business Owners, Everywhere, Loose Their Minds

Microsoft to introduce unified communication system

NYT technology blog has a piece that talks about Bill Gate's big plan to introduce unified communications on Tuesday October, 16, 2007.

"That day, Bill Gates plans to introduce Microsoft’s invasion into their business, with a new line of software for what the company calls “unified communications.” That means it is meant to integrate all the ways that people talk to each other: voice, video, instant messaging and more elaborate forms of online collaboration.

If it is successful, this software will accelerate the shift of communications from specialized devices and networks onto Internet-based networks, desktop PCs and microprocessor-based servers. And that, in turn, could challenge the economics of the remarkably profitable telecommunications industry."

Here I see it.

Microsoft's offer to unify my communication systems with their softwares is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why.

Cutting through all the B.S., what Microsoft is suggesting is a simple trade: they bring their buggy, unsecured, unstable softwares to the party and I bring my money, my VOIP telephone service, voice mail, faxes, video conferencing, all my telecommunications needs. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, Microsoft will not get less buggy, more secure or stable and my communication systems will likely get really fact, it is very likely that my problems with this "unified communication" will increase but it is an absolute certainty that Microsoft customer support won't be a great help!

So, in simple terms MS unified communication is going to a business deal I am most likely to regret, and I am not interested in the stress.

So in Wall Street terms, we would call Microsoft's offer a trading position, not a buy and hold. It doesn't make good business sense to buy it or lease it for that matter (which is what they're asking,) so I'd rather stick to what I know works and works well.

Sorry Microsoft. No dice!

___Coolrepublica using wise words from a man, who may, or may not be Rob Campbell.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

R.I.P T.I's Career: Oct 9, 2001-Sept 13, 2007

Don't drop the soap homie!

According to, T.I was arrested on Saturday,October 13, 2007 for being rich and really stupid. The ATF arrested him today for using his bodyguard to purchase machine guns and silencers. Yes, you read right. Silencers. It seems that Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr. aka T.I did not get smarter when his career took off. All that money and he couldn't buy a brain.

A lot of people are writing him off as another dumb rapper who could not get his shit together after he left the hood. Actually, they are saying that in a very racist manner I do not wish to repeat here.

How can these rappers be so stupid? Why would a man with bodyguards needs machine guns and silencers. I am not even going to try to figure this out because I will bust my head trying to find logic behind his stupidity. We can pretty much say good bye to T.I because when the Feds come knocking, they don't mess around. I hear that if he's found guilty on the charge of of trying to purchase silencers, he may not see the outside world for a long, long time.

I am kind of glad he got his ass arrested. No one buys silencers so they can go to the shooting range and practice.

I hope Al Sharpton stays away from this mess. Who I am kidding? Al is probably trying to rally the troop to get T.I out on bail.

Well T.I, it was nice knowing you. I did not think your music was ever that great, but since I felt you were earning an honest living, I respected you. Now that I know you were trying to kill people, all I can say is "dumb fuck; don't drop the soap!"

Fergie's New M.A.C Ad/Music Video Clumsy

Fergie, The Dutchess, has a new M.A.C commercial video out titled "Clumsy." It is a nice 4 minutes video with lots of M.A.C product placements and a cameo by a Motorola SLVR L7e .

I am afraid that this trend of commercials passing as music videos is only going to increase as more people get DVRs. Now we have to fast forward through ads while watching music videos. The music industry is surely not making things easy for us.

Friday, October 12, 2007

When Heroes Jumped The Shark, Fireworks Flew

Yes, Heroes on NBC has jumped the shark only 3 episodes into the second season.

I must say that I am very angry at the writers of the show Heroes. They took a good formula for a TV show and good writing, and they pooped all over it.

The second season of Heroes is so shitty that I want to hurt the writers for fucking with my head. It is as if their notes on the rules of good writing got lost over the summer vacation.

Here are my beefs

  • In episode 3 of the second season "Kindred," Heroes jumped the shark in the most amazing fashion. That scene when fly boy took cheerleader girl on what I like to call the "Superman and Lois fun ride," was the most ridiculous scene ever. I kept waiting for a voice over of Claire to start saying :"....if you need to be loved, here i am. Read my mind." Seriously, whoever wrote this episode needs to be fired. It was awful! Why was Claire looking so fucking impressed. Her father has the same power and she saw him do it. I was scratching my head watching the show. And fly boy was so comfortable holding her. They said nothing about super strength. I kept hoping that he would drop Clair and see if she really can survive any fall. That would have been good TV. And Hayden is so short she is bordering on "little people" status. Just sayin'

  • The whole Peter Petrelli story this season is oh, so lame. Lame to the 3rd power. Let me see if I get this right Heroes' writers. Peter wakes up in a container somewhere in Ireland. The container was supposed to contain IPods and now it is empty. The Irish guys (who are so smart) figured that Peter stole the IPods and chained himself to the container, all beat up, because when you steal things that don't belong to you, you just chain yourself to the scene of the crime, kick yourself a few times, and wait for someone to show up. And he can't remember who he is. WTF?

    • It gets better! Peter is taking prisoner by the Irish guys/Shamrock Boys. Peter than discovers that he has amazing powers such as: Telekinesis, mind reading, amazing strength, power to heal and so on and so on, but he decides to stay with these guys and help them do a robbery. Why? Oh yes, they have this box with his identity. WTF? #2 Peter not only has amnesia, he also can't remember the difference between right and wrong, and he doesn't remember that the police can help him better than the crooks, and he can't remember to go to a TV station and ask for help, and he can't remember that when you have the power to kick ass you don't have to take orders from the Irish mob. Wow! There is a lot that Peter can't remember

    • Hiro! All I can say about his story line is this. If he doesn't get his ass back to modern time soon, I am going to have to transport myself to ancient Japan and get his ass back myself. His story line is so boring. I mean really boring. That British guy in ancient Japan is such a ludicrous idea, I am not even going to talk about it. All I want to say is make the white guy stop talking. I know that the bad dialogue the gave him is hard to get over, but does it have to be so bad. And while we are shutting up people, make Molly stop talking as well. I can't stand her voice.

    • Maya and her Alehandro trying to make it to America is not worth mentioning. They suck! I don't care what the writers were thinking when they wrote that story, but it is not fair the the Hispanics of this country. They finally get some Spanish spoken on Heroes only to have characters that must be killed, immediately, deliver the lines. It's just not right.

    • I would like to say that I think that Peter Petrelli is who killed Hiro's father. I think that he came back from the future( he has Ando's powers and he is all bad and stuff after being with the Irish mobsters) and now he is taking names and holding no prisoners. Yes, this season of Heroes is that predictable.

    Here is my YouTube videos to illustrate when Heroes jumped the shar

    Claire and West ripping off Superman and Lois

    Superman and Lois flying

    On Polish TV, Desperate Wives Sound Like Guys

    The Poles have no use for emotions. They think it is overrated.

    I read this article in the WSJ that talked about the art of (of lack of) dubbing TV shows in Poland. I found it so fascinating that I had to blog about it.

    In Poland when they need to dub a TV show, they employ what they call lektors to do it. No matter what the gender of the character, the age, how much emotion is needed for a scene, a man reads the script in the same monotonous voice. I had to hear with my own ears how bad it really sounds. It is awful! It is how I imagined hell, but worst.

    The Polish people seem to loves this stuff like Latinos love Telenovelas.

    Well, I know what I am going to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. I am going to be thankful I don't have to watch Polish TV. If I ever go to Poland, I am bringing enough DVDs to take me through a nuclear winter, or buy a Slingbox.

    I just thought of a new slogan for Slingbox: "Poland! Don't go there without a Slingsbox."

    Here is a YouTube video to illustrate why Poland is not for "TV Lovers."

    Wednesday, October 10, 2007

    Is the American Workplace Hostile to Singles?

    A recent Time blog asked whether the American workplace was hostile to singles. The blog gave all kind of data to show that the number of singles have risen in the workplace but benefits for them are non-existent.

    "What causes this workplace unease to boil over? Childless singles feel put upon, taken for granted and exploited—whether because of fewer benefits, less compensation, longer hours, mandatory overtime, or less flexible schedules or leaves—by married and child-rearing co-workers."

    I' am telling these childless singles to stop their bitching and save the drama for their momma. It's not anyone's fault no one want to marry them and have kids with them. I know that two third of singles would marry in an instant if marriage came with guarantees. Their fear of failure is so strong that they don't want to get married and risk it.

    Do workers with families get benefits at work? Of course they do, but they also lose a lot as well. When the boss give the single workers more work he is giving them a vote of confidence. He is telling them that he trusts that they can get it done and put in the hours. Mothers in the workplace don't get the best projects, don't rise as fast through the company as singles. All that traveling for the company means that singles get noticed more.

    Anyone who thinks that it's not fair to singles that people with families get "so much" time off, and get to leave early and come to work a bit late, only have to look to
    Japan to see what happens when companies don't offer flexibility to parents in the workplace. Married workers don't want to have children and risk their careers. And that means that all the single people, if they "choose" to remain single, will have a heck of time in their retirement age of getting government help to pay for their health care costs, and other services. A functional government needs enough young adults paying taxes to cover their budgets.

    When parents go home early to take care of their kids, they are doing single people a favor. Companies that give "benefits" to workers with families are giving singles and the economy a boost. If they don't give those "benefits," women would be less inclined to have kids, and then the goverment would have to start paying them to have children. To
    pay women to have kids mean that they would have to raise taxes on single workers to help pay for the program. Singles have to decide whether they want to work longer hours, or give a bigger chunk of their paycheck to the government.

    Working parents need time off to raise their kids because kids don't raise themselves. We need these children to become responsible adults and contribute to society. I say give parents more time off and more benefits so they can do a good job at it. All these complaining singles in the workplace should just hurry up and find their "soulwhatever" so they too can have families. They would be able to get these "benefits" that working parents get and they resent so much. They would get to go home to crying infants, house shores, and stressed out weekends. And like their married counterparts, there will be days when they will long for these long hours at work, alone, with dimmed light, eating Chinese.

    Furthermore, single workers have choices that are not available to workers with families. Singles can just leave their jobs if they don't like the hours, the amount of work that is being giving to them or to go on a sabbatical in the Andes. People with families have to just stick it out.

    Below is a visual representation of what happens to a country where companies don't give benefits to working parents. Enjoy!

    Monday, October 8, 2007

    All In Favor For Nuking The Congo Say Aye.....Aye!

    The New York Times has an article about the rape epidemic in the Republic of Congo. Theses acts are so despicable that you have to wonder if men in the Congo are not descendants of the Devil.

    Who are these men who think raping children is a legitimate weapon in war? Personally I would not object if the atomic bomb was to be dropped on them. I say we take all these men put them on a small island and nuke the bastards.

    I am sure that Africa is a fine continent, but I wonder about what happened there over the last centuries to bring that type brutality to the surface.

    All women and children in Congo should get asylum in Europe and in America as political dissidents. If these women are being used by these militias for political purposes, it is the human thing to do to give them safe refuge in a different country. Preferably somewhere not in Africa.

    Instead of women in America wasting their time buying pink lipsticks and pink Razor phone to help cure breast cancer, I would suggest that women write checks to help these women in the Congo, and call their congressmen and senators and demand that something is done to help.

    If nothing can be done, lets bomb the Congo and put it out of its misery.

    Breast Cancer Kills All Women Who Buy Pink Products To Help Cure Breast Cancer

    Only in America would corporations tell consumers that the best way to help women be aware about a disease is to buy pink stuff.

    I don't know how the "buy pink crap" idea got started as a method to raise fund to help find a cure to breast cancer came, and I don't want to bother wikiing it; but I do know that it has become a commercialized cause.

    Sometime last century, the month of October was labeled Breast Cancer Awareness month. They might as well call it "buy stupid pink products to help yourself feel better about not helping the homeless" month. The companies that are involved give pennies of the dollar to the breast cancer research. I would prefer if women just wrote a check to the cancer research groups and save time by not going shopping at the mall. But American women are unable to pass an opportunity to shop.

    Any woman over the age of 14 knows that they're supposed to check their breast for lumps regularly. Even in third world countries they do it. Why do people in this country see the need to buy another Coach bag to help them remember of breast cancer?

    I say that all women who actually go out and buy any of these pink products for the purpose of helping find a cure for breast cancer should have their heads examine.

    While we are on the subject of doing stupid things to find cures to diseases, I say that people should stop walking for cures as well. Walk because you want to lose weight and be healthy. Don't walk to save the children, cure blindness and breast cancer. That's retarded! And please don't give Jerry Lewis any more of your money on Labor Day, to find the cure for Muscular Dystrophy. As long as Jerry is alive the cure is never coming. Once there is a cure what is Jerry Lewis going to do on Labor Day?

    Watching Bill O'Reilley Is Un-American

    O’REILLY: "You can combine how I deal with cancer
    with how I deal with the White House press corps. Because they’re both
    insidious, invasive. They both have to be wiped out.
    And you know, you see the theme that I’m getting at here"

    With this comment Bill O'Reilly shows his true color. He is anti-democracy, anti-freedom and Un-American.

    The press corps' job is to challenge the spin doctors in the White House. Granted they don't do a very poor job at challenging the administration's view of the world, but having them there is better than not having them to oversee the spin doctors.

    Anyone who continues to watch his show after this comment will be supporting a man who thinks that journalists who are helping to safeguard our democracy are useless, insidious and should be wiped out.

    Mr. O'Reilly may wish he lived in Hitler's Germany, but we don't. If he has a problem with freedom of the press, he should start by quitting his job at Fox News then move to Burma.

    I've Seen The Future And It's The Pivo 2

    I want this car!!!!

    I have seen many concept cars and they all look the same. Just the same old car with flashier outside design. Nothing really special about them. The Pivo 2 takes the car concept and actually take it a step above the rest. This car does look odd, but it is so very cute and so very functional. No more parallel parking. No more looking in your rear view mirror to back up. Just turn around and voila!

    If the Pivo 2 was to go from concept car to Nissan showrooms, the company should only change one thing about it and that is to make it go wickedly fast.

    Americans might not take too well to this car because car drivers here love their cars big, but in Europe and Japan this car would be a monster hit. Huge!

    I hope Nissan make this car for the American market as well. It looks fun to drive and the little robot head is adorable.

    Please Nissan, can I have one?

    Friday, October 5, 2007

    Keep Runnin' Hommie!

    I am not a very big fan of rap music but when I heard this song I was surprised by how much I liked it. The lyrics and music are so engaging that you forget you are watching a 9 minute music video.

    actually made a really good video. The video follows the song. A rarity in music videos nowadays.

    I agree with many things that are said in the song; but I am not crazy about the "not snitching" reference. When a crime has been committed, it is our civic duty to tell the police what we know. Although the meaning of word "snitch" has morphed from criminals telling on each other to meaning regular citizens not helping the cops. How that got to be is a thesis and a half.

    I really like this song and I think they did such a great job that it is bound to win best video at next year's MTV Music Award (if they have the balls to put one on again; and if Kanye West doesn't bitch so much that they have to give it to him to shut him up.)

    While watching this video try to read the ticker. It is very funny.

    Thursday, October 4, 2007

    The Best Kids In The World!

    Check out DJ Sarah and her friend DJ Ryusei in this YouTube video. These kids make scratching look easy. I want them to be at my next party. I am sure that they are way cheaper than DJ AM.

    I can't remember doing anything impressive when I was their age. I slept a lot, watched TV and read books. I am so jealous.

    Wednesday, October 3, 2007

    Mommy, Why Does My Zune Looks So Fugly?

    Brown is the new black. Not in that shade it isn't.

    Zune ad makes me want to run away from it. That can't be good.

    Microsoft came out with the new Zune yesterday, and it looks like the a fugly remote control I had in the 80's. Their color choice are odd. They have a brown and an olive green color Zune. There isn't much to say about it except that it looks ugly and Disney may have a copyright infringement case against Microsoft. The Zune's controls look like Mickey Mouse's head.

    I know Microsoft is trying, but it is very annoying whenever they come up with a product and it turns out to be a bad copy of an Apple product. My advice to Microsoft is to stop stealing design ideas from Apple, and start stealing their designers.

    Tuesday, October 2, 2007

    Israel Is Boobalacious!

    A great deal of men would brave mines and exploding buses to see nice boobs; and Israel is counting on them to visit.

    Most people's vision of Israel is very negative. Unless you are very religious, it's not on your top 10 list of places to visit before you die. The Israeli goverment is trying to challenge our preconception of Israel as a country on lockdown and replace it with the image of a country with girls that are so hot and boobalacious that you would fight the army of Hamas to get to it.

    The first ad is for a Jewish social networking site but it still makes Israel seem like a nice place to visit if you are a horny man.

    This ad is funny. What got me is the guys in them are saying "Holy Jesus" and "Holy mother of God"

    Unilever Says That Darker Skin Is So Last Season

    Every wondered why you never got that dream job you always wanted? Well, It may be because you are too dark. If you want to pursue your dream, and get the job you deserve, may we recommend Unilever's "Fair & Lovely." It works magic.

    Lighter skin means instantaneous happiness.

    Please talk to your daughters because Unilever does.

    Unilever Wants Us To Talk To Our Daughters and Tell Them Not To Buy Unilever Products

    Unilever "onslaught" ad asking us to "talk to our daughters before the beauty industry does."

    Unilever "Axe" ad telling girls to stop being prudes and become the sluts they were mean to be.

    Unilever "Axe" ad telling women that they must surrender to their inner whore because boys like women with no inhibition and it is sooooo much more fun.

    Unilever ad telling women that elevator sex with a complete stranger is the only way to go

    Monday, October 1, 2007

    Designer Martin Margiela Brings Ugly Back in Milan

    Elusive designer channels Vulcan Customs and Joan Crawford

    WSJ has an article on Belgian-born designer Martin Margiela who managed to channel both Joan Crawford and the Romulan Empire in his collection.

    Margiela is the toast of Milan (someone forgot to tell the buyers in Milan that the 80's are gone and won't be coming back.)

    The Journal estimates that his sales are expected to grow 40% to 56 million euros. The designer managed to build a brand on being elusive. He has a following of wealthy women, who above all, value exclusivity. For these women, great clothes is not great if it's mass-produced. Ugly clothes that are exclusive are worth their weight in gold.

    For our sake, lets hope Mr. Margiela is not inspired to bring back Roman tunics and sandals for his Spring collection.

    To all of these women who can't wait to buy Martin Margiela's ugly clothes and look like 80's rejects, I say shop on suckers!!

    Britney Spears Loses Custody Her Kids And She Doesn't Care

    Britney Spears Loses Kids

    The judge gave Kevin Federline custody because he was not happy that Britney was not following his instructions to take parenting classes, get a valid California driver's license, and submit to drug tests.

    I am angry at Britney because her actions are making me think that she is glad the kids are gone. The judge was not asking for much, but yet she gave him nothing. She seemed indifferent.

    Britney was told that one of the reason for losing her children was because she did not have a valid California driver's license. In typical Britney fashion, she puts the kids in the car, get in the driver's seat, and starts driving.

    I will admit that not having a valid driver's license is a very stupid reason to take someone children away. I was hoping that Britney would at least give the judge the impression that she got his message. But nope! She got behind the wheel and drove away. That was a big "fuck you judge" if I ever saw one.

    Britney, gimme the impression that you are sad about losing your children. Start listening to the people around you and do what they judge ask of you. Show the world you care. Do it for your children!

    Kanye West Is My Hero

    Kanye West knows that he has a reputation as a cry-baby and he is willing to laugh at himself.

    That is why he is my hero.

    This skit is so funny. Kanye West is the "greatest show on earth."

    Steve Jobs Is A Big Fat Hypocrite

    Here's to the misfits!!!!

    By KeeptheiPhoneFree
    This video is really simple, but it makes its point beautifully.

    "Think Different"Apple ad

    Here’s to the crazy ones.
    The misfits.
    The rebels.
    The troublemakers.
    The round pegs in the square holes.
    The ones who see things differently.
    They’re not fond of rules.
    And they have no respect for the status quo.
    You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
    About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
    Because they change things.
    They push the human race forward.
    And while some see them as the crazy ones,
    We see genius.
    Because the people who are crazy enough to think
    they can change the world,
    Are the ones who do.

    Yes Steve Jobs "the crazy ones" do indeed change the world. You just have to let them do it.