Breast Cancer Kills All Women Who Buy Pink Products To Help Cure Breast Cancer

Only in America would corporations tell consumers that the best way to help women be aware about a disease is to buy pink stuff.

I don't know how the "buy pink crap" idea got started as a method to raise fund to help find a cure to breast cancer came, and I don't want to bother wikiing it; but I do know that it has become a commercialized cause.

Sometime last century, the month of October was labeled Breast Cancer Awareness month. They might as well call it "buy stupid pink products to help yourself feel better about not helping the homeless" month. The companies that are involved give pennies of the dollar to the breast cancer research. I would prefer if women just wrote a check to the cancer research groups and save time by not going shopping at the mall. But American women are unable to pass an opportunity to shop.

Any woman over the age of 14 knows that they're supposed to check their breast for lumps regularly. Even in third world countries they do it. Why do people in this country see the need to buy another Coach bag to help them remember of breast cancer?

I say that all women who actually go out and buy any of these pink products for the purpose of helping find a cure for breast cancer should have their heads examine.

While we are on the subject of doing stupid things to find cures to diseases, I say that people should stop walking for cures as well. Walk because you want to lose weight and be healthy. Don't walk to save the children, cure blindness and breast cancer. That's retarded! And please don't give Jerry Lewis any more of your money on Labor Day, to find the cure for Muscular Dystrophy. As long as Jerry is alive the cure is never coming. Once there is a cure what is Jerry Lewis going to do on Labor Day?

Watching Bill O'Reilley Is Un-American

O’REILLY: "You can combine how I deal with cancer
with how I deal with the White House press corps. Because they’re both
insidious, invasive. They both have to be wiped out.
And you know, you see the theme that I’m getting at here"

With this comment Bill O'Reilly shows his true color. He is anti-democracy, anti-freedom and Un-American.

The press corps' job is to challenge the spin doctors in the White House. Granted they don't do a very poor job at challenging the administration's view of the world, but having them there is better than not having them to oversee the spin doctors.

Anyone who continues to watch his show after this comment will be supporting a man who thinks that journalists who are helping to safeguard our democracy are useless, insidious and should be wiped out.

Mr. O'Reilly may wish he lived in Hitler's Germany, but we don't. If he has a problem with freedom of the press, he should start by quitting his job at Fox News then move to Burma.

I've Seen The Future And It's The Pivo 2

I want this car!!!!








I have seen many concept cars and they all look the same. Just the same old car with flashier outside design. Nothing really special about them. The Pivo 2 takes the car concept and actually take it a step above the rest. This car does look odd, but it is so very cute and so very functional. No more parallel parking. No more looking in your rear view mirror to back up. Just turn around and voila!

If the Pivo 2 was to go from concept car to Nissan showrooms, the company should only change one thing about it and that is to make it go wickedly fast.

Americans might not take too well to this car because car drivers here love their cars big, but in Europe and Japan this car would be a monster hit. Huge!

I hope Nissan make this car for the American market as well. It looks fun to drive and the little robot head is adorable.

Please Nissan, can I have one?

Keep Runnin' Hommie!

I am not a very big fan of rap music but when I heard this song I was surprised by how much I liked it. The lyrics and music are so engaging that you forget you are watching a 9 minute music video.

Chamillionaire actually made a really good video. The video follows the song. A rarity in music videos nowadays.

I agree with many things that are said in the song; but I am not crazy about the "not snitching" reference. When a crime has been committed, it is our civic duty to tell the police what we know. Although the meaning of word "snitch" has morphed from criminals telling on each other to meaning regular citizens not helping the cops. How that got to be is a thesis and a half.

I really like this song and I think they did such a great job that it is bound to win best video at next year's MTV Music Award (if they have the balls to put one on again; and if Kanye West doesn't bitch so much that they have to give it to him to shut him up.)

While watching this video try to read the ticker. It is very funny.

The Best Kids In The World!

Check out DJ Sarah and her friend DJ Ryusei in this YouTube video. These kids make scratching look easy. I want them to be at my next party. I am sure that they are way cheaper than DJ AM.

I can't remember doing anything impressive when I was their age. I slept a lot, watched TV and read books. I am so jealous.

Mommy, Why Does My Zune Looks So Fugly?

Brown is the new black. Not in that shade it isn't.




Zune ad makes me want to run away from it. That can't be good.




Microsoft came out with the new Zune yesterday, and it looks like the a fugly remote control I had in the 80's. Their color choice are odd. They have a brown and an olive green color Zune. There isn't much to say about it except that it looks ugly and Disney may have a copyright infringement case against Microsoft. The Zune's controls look like Mickey Mouse's head.

I know Microsoft is trying, but it is very annoying whenever they come up with a product and it turns out to be a bad copy of an Apple product. My advice to Microsoft is to stop stealing design ideas from Apple, and start stealing their designers.

Israel Is Boobalacious!

A great deal of men would brave mines and exploding buses to see nice boobs; and Israel is counting on them to visit.


Most people's vision of Israel is very negative. Unless you are very religious, it's not on your top 10 list of places to visit before you die. The Israeli goverment is trying to challenge our preconception of Israel as a country on lockdown and replace it with the image of a country with girls that are so hot and boobalacious that you would fight the army of Hamas to get to it.


The first ad is for a Jewish social networking site but it still makes Israel seem like a nice place to visit if you are a horny man.



This ad is funny. What got me is the guys in them are saying "Holy Jesus" and "Holy mother of God"

Unilever Says That Darker Skin Is So Last Season

Every wondered why you never got that dream job you always wanted? Well, It may be because you are too dark. If you want to pursue your dream, and get the job you deserve, may we recommend Unilever's "Fair & Lovely." It works magic.

Lighter skin means instantaneous happiness.

Please talk to your daughters because Unilever does.

Unilever Wants Us To Talk To Our Daughters and Tell Them Not To Buy Unilever Products

Unilever "onslaught" ad asking us to "talk to our daughters before the beauty industry does."





Unilever "Axe" ad telling girls to stop being prudes and become the sluts they were mean to be.






Unilever "Axe" ad telling women that they must surrender to their inner whore because boys like women with no inhibition and it is sooooo much more fun.




Unilever ad telling women that elevator sex with a complete stranger is the only way to go

Designer Martin Margiela Brings Ugly Back in Milan

Elusive designer channels Vulcan Customs and Joan Crawford








WSJ has an article on Belgian-born designer Martin Margiela who managed to channel both Joan Crawford and the Romulan Empire in his collection.

Margiela is the toast of Milan (someone forgot to tell the buyers in Milan that the 80's are gone and won't be coming back.)

The Journal estimates that his sales are expected to grow 40% to 56 million euros. The designer managed to build a brand on being elusive. He has a following of wealthy women, who above all, value exclusivity. For these women, great clothes is not great if it's mass-produced. Ugly clothes that are exclusive are worth their weight in gold.

For our sake, lets hope Mr. Margiela is not inspired to bring back Roman tunics and sandals for his Spring collection.

To all of these women who can't wait to buy Martin Margiela's ugly clothes and look like 80's rejects, I say shop on suckers!!

Britney Spears Loses Custody Her Kids And She Doesn't Care

Britney Spears Loses Kids






The judge gave Kevin Federline custody because he was not happy that Britney was not following his instructions to take parenting classes, get a valid California driver's license, and submit to drug tests.

I am angry at Britney because her actions are making me think that she is glad the kids are gone. The judge was not asking for much, but yet she gave him nothing. She seemed indifferent.


Britney was told that one of the reason for losing her children was because she did not have a valid California driver's license. In typical Britney fashion, she puts the kids in the car, get in the driver's seat, and starts driving.

I will admit that not having a valid driver's license is a very stupid reason to take someone children away. I was hoping that Britney would at least give the judge the impression that she got his message. But nope! She got behind the wheel and drove away. That was a big "fuck you judge" if I ever saw one.

Britney, gimme the impression that you are sad about losing your children. Start listening to the people around you and do what they judge ask of you. Show the world you care. Do it for your children!

Kanye West Is My Hero

Kanye West knows that he has a reputation as a cry-baby and he is willing to laugh at himself.

That is why he is my hero.

This skit is so funny. Kanye West is the "greatest show on earth."

Steve Jobs Is A Big Fat Hypocrite

Here's to the misfits!!!!






By KeeptheiPhoneFree
This video is really simple, but it makes its point beautifully.





"Think Different"Apple ad

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some see them as the crazy ones,
We see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world,
Are the ones who do.

Yes Steve Jobs "the crazy ones" do indeed change the world. You just have to let them do it.